Top Notch

#animals #they should be rewarded for not being people

“When it comes to girls…I’m the shyest person on the face of the planet. I can’t talk to girls. I get nervous, I get tongue-tied, I get sweaty palms — all the tell-tale symptoms of being a nervous guy.”

I get turned on every time I look at Alexander Skarsgård. I can’t help it.

andbeholdapalehorse:

It was me?
We went up?
I like pie?
Not my cat?